Today taught me the skins game will not be a cake walk

[TerpEagle]

PS - is that what they meant in the title of that shitty film "Any Given Sunday"?

The Eagles need to fight for every inch.

And get James Woods on their medical team so Darby and Johnson can play.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

3-2

OOOHHH, SO YA GET 1 POINT AFTER A T.D.
BUT WHEN YA DECIDE NOT TO KICK IT OVER THE BAR FOR ONE POINT, DO YOU GET ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN IF YA RUN OVER THE GOAL LINE AGAIN?

[TerpEagle]

Yes pasty was involved,, Peach funk pie

Wait, was it peach pie or a pasty?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

AND WAS IT A SMALL TASTYKAKE PIE, DANISH OR A FULL ON PIE WITH WHIPPED CREAM? DID THE PIE HAVE CINNAMON ON THE PEACHES?

HOW DID YOU GET THE CRUMBS OUT OF THE CANYON? THE OL SHOP VAC METHOD? OR WAS IT THE RATTLESNAKE TONGUE CLEANING?

[The Duck]

AND WAS IT A SMALL TASTYKAKE PIE, DANISH OR A FULL ON PIE WITH WHIPPED CREAM? DID THE PIE HAVE CINNAMON ON THE PEACHES?

HOW DID YOU GET THE CRUMBS OUT OF THE CANYON? THE OL SHOP VAC METHOD? OR WAS IT THE RATTLESNAKE TONGUE CLEANING?

It might have been one of those Hostess fruit pies with the glazed shell. Those things were delicious, although I was never able to effectively incorporate them into the copulative arts. But not for lack of trying.

[The Duck]

Sssmmmmmeggggma!

Old Man Dunek would have loved this thread, rest his soul.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

HAHAHA.

I WAS THINKIN THE HOSTESS MAY BE BETTER FOR THE FLAG POLE JAM IN MUNCH THAN THE TASTYPIE.

[Bardy]

You score touchdowns by passing or running the ball across the plane of the goal line while maintaining control of the ball.

Tell that to the Jets.