Steve Carlton and Tom Brady

[Dim Bulb]

Lefty had a magic workout system with barrels of rice and shit. Brady's got avocado ice cream and a gorgeous wife and some other shit.

The wheels came off Lefty pretty quick. What makes Brady an exception?

[slag]

The wheels came off that comparison from the get go, bro.

[Dim Bulb]

Isn’t it “gitgo?”

The wheels came off that comparison from the get go, bro.

And the comparison is flawless and prescient both.