The votes have been tallied

[slag]

and despite the fraud and outright underhanded miscounting by my enemies of ballots ... I hereby declare myself the King of Denmark (a pox on whoever suggested I declare myself the Queen).

If you wish an audience with me, contact my Minister of Appointments who will require an appropriate donation to the Royal Exchequer.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Skål!

[Dim Bulb]

A tulip in every pot! I formally request I be appointed Minister of the Garter.

[RSE]

and despite the fraud and outright underhanded miscounting by my enemies of ballots ... I hereby declare myself the King of Denmark (a pox on whoever suggested I declare myself the Queen).

If you wish an audience with me, contact my Minister of Appointments who will require an appropriate donation to the Royal Exchequer.

As a descendant of the royal family of Denmark as well as those of Norway, Sweden, Germany, England (through George I) and of course Russia, I denounce you!

[Susquehanna Birder]

As a descendant of the royal family of Denmark as well as those of Norway, Sweden, Germany, England (through George I) and of course Russia, I denounce you!

[slag]

As a descendant of the royal family of Denmark as well as those of Norway, Sweden, Germany, England (through George I) and of course Russia, I denounce you!

Fake news ... nothing but a pile of caribou droppings!!!

I have it on good authority that you descend from a roving band of gypsies who's descendants create false personal injury claims by jumping in front of cars at crosswalks.

Havardi and ludefisk for all but you and your biased media toadies.

[RSE]

Fake news ... nothing but a pile of caribou droppings!!!

I have it on good authority that you descend from a roving band of gypsies who's descendants create false personal injury claims by jumping in front of cars at crosswalks.

Havardi and ludefisk for all but you and your biased media toadies.

After having sacked Rome in 410 AD, the Visigoths moved on to and settled in my paternal ancestry’s region of Calabria in Italy. That would make me descended both from royalty and from the warrior class,

Fraud! I denounce you!

[Dim Bulb]

Hey King. What the fuck are you doing? Would it be impolite to point out that killing cute little rodents is not a good way to keep the people on your side?

And don't blame it on the previous King. The sign on your desk says "The Mink Stops Here."

https://news.yahoo.com/denmark-defen...171335980.html

[Loki]

If the minks mutate themselves, sprout bat wings and fly all over the fucking place we’re all screwed.
The Chimark virus!

[Big Little]

Yes!!! Everyone can be a king!!