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When faced with a choice of which woman to date, always select the one who is from California. They show up in all those songs for a reason.
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Silicone sister
She’s a total mind twister
California girrrrrrlJohn Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971. -
Marry a good cook. The sex will wear off, but you'll always be hungry.
Rodney Dangerfield
Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.
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