Friggin Aikman

[Pete]

Coach Dez gets hit on a route: "Unacceptable that there was no call there, the officials are watching the receivers run their routes."

Coleman gets his bell rung: "Ed Hochuli and his crew are outstanding, getting in there and preventing Coleman from getting back in there."

[Williejay]

I like the part where he fabricated that red zone stat for the cowturds. I just looked it up they are 4th not 3rd. Fucking cock gobblin Aikman.