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Piss soaked peppers picked up off the ground
Video games being sold by a gnome
And folks dressed up like David Rose
Everybody knows a turkey carcass kicked at them
Will help to make the tailgayte bright
Teen cheerleaders with their eyes all agog
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Bullwinkle’s on his way
He's loaded lots of leather and KY on his sleigh
And every other gayte is gonna spy
To see if tents really know how to fly
So, I'm offering this simple phrase
To Wangnutz from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Wangnutz sucks, yeah it’s truuuuuue
Video games being sold by a gnome
And folks dressed up like David Rose
Everybody knows a turkey carcass kicked at them
Will help to make the tailgayte bright
Teen cheerleaders with their eyes all agog
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Bullwinkle’s on his way
He's loaded lots of leather and KY on his sleigh
And every other gayte is gonna spy
To see if tents really know how to fly
So, I'm offering this simple phrase
To Wangnutz from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Wangnutz sucks, yeah it’s truuuuuue
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