Is this the year we get our Eagles parade? Going into Week 11 it feels like it, but who knows?
Here's what I do know: when Philly throws a parade, two million fans show up and peacefully celebrate.
When Dallas throws a parade, the leader of the free world gets his head blown off.
And the assassin gets murdered on live television while in police custody.
Philly
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DALLAS (SUCKS!)
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Here's what I do know: when Philly throws a parade, two million fans show up and peacefully celebrate.
When Dallas throws a parade, the leader of the free world gets his head blown off.
And the assassin gets murdered on live television while in police custody.
Philly
![](https://espntheundefeated.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/gettyimages-604218092-e1473811609409.jpg?w=1024)
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DALLAS (SUCKS!)
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