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    Time for my annual X-mas carol

    Bad King Wentz-Is-Lost looked out
    On the Field of Lincoln
    With his job somewhat in doubt
    For underachievin'
    Haters dance upon his grave
    Say he’s lost his ee-edge
    But when asked if he is done
    Then they start to he-eee-edge






    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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    I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
    Lurie and Howie are mad
    I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
    ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin but bad.

    Dougie can’t call decent plays
    Everyone quit on me
    Howie drafts crap anyways
    Everyone quit on me

    I complete half my passes
    ‘Cause my receivers are horses’ asses
    My line blocks like it’s in molasses
    Everyone quit on me.

    I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
    Lurie and Howie are mad
    I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
    ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin but bad.

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    • #3
      On the bench...
      On the bench...
      On the bench all day.
      Oh what fun it is to ride on a heated bench today!

      On the bench...
      On the bench...
      On the bench all day.
      Oh what fun it is to ride on a heated bench today!

      I can't trow no picks
      'cos I'm on the bench today.
      Cashing all my checks...
      Laughing all the way! (ha ha ha)

      Doug gave me every chance
      to try and make it right.
      What fun it is to watch and see
      the Eagles win tonight!

      On the bench...
      On the bench...
      On the bench all day.
      Oh what fun it is to ride on a heated bench today!
      --------
      "We choose to go to the moon."
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        Mama!
        Carson just killed a man!
        Inaccurate pass up against his head
        Never saw the safety, now the receiver’s dead.
        Mama!
        Reagor’s career had just begun.
        But now Carson has gone and thrown it all away.
        Mama! Oooooohhhhhh!!!
        Didn't mean to make cockfather cry
        If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
        Carson- on! Carson-on!
        As if nothing really matters....
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RSE View Post
          I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
          Lurie and Howie are mad
          I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
          ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin but bad.

          Dougie can’t call decent plays
          Everyone quit on me
          Howie drafts crap anyways
          Everyone quit on me

          I complete half my passes
          ‘Cause my receivers are horses’ asses
          My line blocks like it’s in molasses
          Everyone quit on me.

          I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
          Lurie and Howie are mad
          I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
          ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin but bad.
          Pretty fuckin' good ... third verse cracked me up ... top grade for staying with the cadence/syllables
          Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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