Having played golf at Valderrama

[slag]

during a vacation in Spain, I hereby declare that I can now refer to myself as Slagiago ... and I will be affecting a Spanish accent whenever I feel the urge ... I have no interest, however, in marrying anyone in the Baldwin family.

[RSE]

If I were you I’d go with Slageriano.

[slag]

If I were you I’d go with Slageriano.

Actually, on further reflection, I believe I'll go with Seve Slagesteros.