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Calm down cockfather/snakebiter! I know you got triggered by the title but I wasn’t talking about Carson, I was talking about DQ’s momma. I traded her to a Miami pimp for an Applebee’s 2 for $20 coupon and a pack of skittles. He got fleeced.
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are. -
Jesus loves you.John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971. -
Wooo Wooo Wooo. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
That’s your momma in the back ground doin’ the Curly Shuffle!
I bought her a box of Cosco press-on nails for Valentine’s Day. She’s gotta work overtime tomorrow... so yeah.
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