Lambda Lurie the Super Spreader is Fleecing Fans

[Drama Queen]

Not only are the Eagles in the top 5 for average ticket price in 2020, but they are the 2nd worse city on game days according to one survey…

https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/...field-tailgate

Lambda Lurie needs to do the right thing, NOW!

Give your season ticket holders total refunds due to the rapid spread of the Delta Variant and drop those prices!

Your product is shit right now, Lambda.

[Dim Bulb]

When did you become an alliteration aficionado?

[Drama Queen]

Shortly after the 2020 Shit Show.

[RSE]

Shortly after the 2020 Shit Show.

Wentz Wets Whitepants

Carson Craps Kecks

[Drama Queen]

Wentz Wets Whitepants

Carson Craps Kecks

Roseman Ruins Roster while Lambda Lurie’s Likability tanks.

[Dim Bulb]

Roseman Ruins Roster while Lambda Lurie’s Likability tanks.

Lambda Lurie's Likability Languishes, ya yutz.

[Drama Queen]

Roseman Ruins Roster while Lambda Lurie’s Likability tanks.

What’s worse? Worrying wankers will whine when Wentz wins with winners, wanna-be Wes’coaster without water?

[IronEagle]

Cartson craved coddling.
Wentz weakness was worst
Loony loser loved leaving.
Wentz was wacko, weirdo.
Word.

[Drama Queen]

Cartson craved coddling.
Wentz weakness was worst
Loony loser loved leaving.
Wentz was wacko, weirdo.
Word.

An advanced alliteration, hidden haiku from a Cornell collegiate!

well worded.