I for one still feel cheated

[Dim Bulb]

Scotrun. AKA Scrotum.

[RSE]

Minooka, Chinchilla, and Moosic.

[BirdBrawn]

They were afraid the town would collapse, just like Gene Mauch Chunk's '64 team.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

AND RENAME AFTER A SPORTS ATHLETE.... WHAT THE HELL..

FORGOT BIRD IN HAND.

[Dim Bulb]

I mean, we still have Mahanoy City, Throop, Deer Lick Run, Blue Ball, Intercourse, why not good old Mauch Chunk?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
GREAT LITTLE TOWN IN COAL COUNTRY.

[Dim Bulb]

How on earth could they allow Mauch Chunk to be renamed?