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Overbrook has joined SDS and is burning his older brother's draft card and along with his girlfriend's bra (she didn't know he had stolen it). Irish George is waxing his board while listening to 8-tracks of the Beach Boys and predicting the demise of Big Five basketball 30 years too early. Loki is being thrown out of class for being a wise ass. DQ's father is hitting on 3-I's mother. RSE's parents are worried about their boy, why is he studying bond indentures in fourth grade? Diggle and sellen are arguing about a couch or something that nobody else understands. DSG, already a legend, augments his legendary status by eating night crawlers intended for the next day's lake fishing. Bird Brawn is at Widener writing notes on the Eagles summer camp two a day practices. La Ref is crying because his classmates have once again stuffed him in a locker but he still maintains he's smarter than all of them. Wagnuts, are... well Wangnuts suck.
Nixon is re-elected in a landslide of epic proportions. We land on the moon again and no one cares. People think the AMC Gremlin is a "cute" car (most of those people are working at the city wastewater facility now). Twiggy is a thing.
And in sports, Philadelphia is having the worst year imaginable. All the teams suck. All the coaches suck. All the players suck. And all the owners suck, except maybe for one.
And as bad as it was, this year might be worse. I mean it.
Nixon is re-elected in a landslide of epic proportions. We land on the moon again and no one cares. People think the AMC Gremlin is a "cute" car (most of those people are working at the city wastewater facility now). Twiggy is a thing.
And in sports, Philadelphia is having the worst year imaginable. All the teams suck. All the coaches suck. All the players suck. And all the owners suck, except maybe for one.
And as bad as it was, this year might be worse. I mean it.
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