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because she needed a pep speech. I told her:
You’re like a flower’s roots… spreading your legs out all over the place.
And yes, you constantly need to get hosed on, my big-ass sunflower! That’s never gonna change. And those Cleveland Steamers? That’s the soil that grows Big Daddy’s pockets.
Like a flower pressed in a book, you are pretty, too. Pretty dried up and pretty damn ugly.
Now get your buttercup ass - all spilling out of those daisy dukes- on that corner and be the cash crop you need to be, because you’re about to cultivate a backhand!
You’re like a flower’s roots… spreading your legs out all over the place.
And yes, you constantly need to get hosed on, my big-ass sunflower! That’s never gonna change. And those Cleveland Steamers? That’s the soil that grows Big Daddy’s pockets.
Like a flower pressed in a book, you are pretty, too. Pretty dried up and pretty damn ugly.
Now get your buttercup ass - all spilling out of those daisy dukes- on that corner and be the cash crop you need to be, because you’re about to cultivate a backhand!