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    to stop begging for the “Patrick Price”. I don’t give a shit if you are an A-list celebrity, a Kardashian, a pro athlete, or a truck driver. The price for 30 mins with DQ’s mom is $40. Not $30 and not $39.99. This is Pimpin overchea. The temperature is dropping and Uncle 3I needs a new ostrich trench.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    Damn, Dog. $40? Your momma gotta be an Uber Eats driver too and grab breakfast for that.

    I’m running a kicker clicker special for football season. Extra 5 and you can kick your momma and tell her to change the damn channels.

    she takes a beating but keeps on clicking’!

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    • #3
      $40 a blow keeps her humble
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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