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    Happy Christmas to all to whom it applies.

    Christmas Question: You are the Commissioner of an NCAA style all time stand up comedian tournament of 64 in single elimination seeded bouts. Who are your number One Seeds?

    I've got:

    Pryor
    Rickles
    Dangerfield
    Carlin
    DB

  • #2
    Originally posted by Dim Bulb View Post
    Happy Christmas to all to whom it applies.

    Christmas Question: You are the Commissioner of an NCAA style all time stand up comedian tournament of 64 in single elimination seeded bouts. Who are your number One Seeds?

    I've got:

    Pryor
    Rickles
    Dangerfield
    Carlin
    Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Dangerfield, Rickles.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by thegodfather View Post

      Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Dangerfield, Rickles.
      THERE'S ONLY 4 NUMBER 1 SEEDS.

      PRYOR
      RICKLES
      RODNEY
      JACK BENNY

      2 SEED.

      CARLIN
      CHAPPELLE
      BOB HOPE
      MILTON BERLE

      3 SEED

      MURPHY
      REDD FOX
      GEORGE BURNS
      ROBIN WILLIAMS
      Last edited by DEERSPINE GUY; 12-25-2021, 03:04 PM.
      "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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      • #4
        I changed mine while working out.

        Pryor
        Hope
        Carlin
        Williams

        Two Seeds

        Dangerfield
        Rickles
        Newhart
        Seinfeld

        Three Seeds

        Bill Cosby
        Berle
        Burns (maybe should take Seinfeld's two seed)
        Woody Allen



        Tenth Seeds no one wants to play in the first round:
        Lewis Black
        Mitch Hedberg
        Last edited by Dim Bulb; 12-25-2021, 03:45 PM. Reason: Added two and three seeds
        DB

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        • #5
          Originally posted by thegodfather View Post

          Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Dangerfield, Rickles.
          This post is comedy gold. Four seeds.
          DB

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          • #6
            I like all the names on the list, but no one mentioned the guy who actually started the art of comedy zingers...Groucho
            And the Stooges need an honorable mention too...
            The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe'

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Birdwatcher View Post
              I like all the names on the list, but no one mentioned the guy who actually started the art of comedy zingers...Groucho
              And the Stooges need an honorable mention too...
              Groucho. Yes.
              DB

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dim Bulb View Post
                I changed mine while working out.

                Pryor
                Hope
                Carlin
                Williams

                Two Seeds

                Dangerfield
                Rickles
                Newhart
                Seinfeld

                Three Seeds

                Bill Cosby
                Berle
                Burns (maybe should take Seinfeld's two seed)
                Woody Allen



                Tenth Seeds no one wants to play in the first round:
                Lewis Black
                Mitch Hedberg
                4TH SEED
                GROUCHO
                DICE
                SAM KINISON...OH OH OOOHH....
                BLACK

                5TH SEED STOOGES

                6TH SEED.
                NEWHART
                DOUG STANHOPE
                LENNY BRUCE
                SEINFELD

                7TH SEED
                -
                -
                -
                THE MOLESTER COSBY
                Last edited by DEERSPINE GUY; 12-25-2021, 08:02 PM.
                "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                • #9
                  There are some awful picks so far - Burns? Newhart??

                  I don't list in any order but these are my top 12:

                  Carlin
                  Chapelle
                  Seinfeld
                  Pryor
                  Murphy
                  McDonald
                  Gaffigan
                  Hedberg
                  Kinnison
                  James
                  Breuer
                  Regan

                  "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                    There are some awful picks so far - Burns? Newhart??

                    I don't list in any order but these are my top 12:

                    Carlin
                    Chapelle
                    Seinfeld
                    Pryor
                    Murphy
                    McDonald
                    Gaffigan
                    Hedberg
                    Kinnison
                    James
                    Breuer
                    Regan
                    SEINFELD NOT EVEN CLOSE.
                    BOB NEWHART IS FUNNY AS HELL.
                    GEORGE BURNS MAY BE 2 SEED.

                    BUT EVERYONE LIKES WHO THEY LIKE.
                    "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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