I KNOW I'M AN OLD BASTARD BUT.....

[DEERSPINE GUY]

BACK IN THE NOT TO DISTANT PAST, YA ACTUALLY HAD A CASH REGISTER TO GO TO IN STORES.
NOW EVERYTHING GOING TO SELF CHECKOUT....
MY POINT.
IF I HAVE TO WORK TO BUY MY OWN SHIT, WHY AM I NOT GETTING A FUCKING DISCOUNT?


THAT IS ALL.
OH YEA.....
.AND FUCK DALLAS.....

[Drama Queen]

Self checkout is faster.

Cheat code: 3I’s mom twerks faster if you give it a hard slap.