Most likely on the board to be #metoo'd?

[Dim Bulb]

Tom is the obvious choice. But a true connoisseur might go with Larry King.

[Greenstealth]

Smegma

[art vandelay]

was he the one who went out with a girl three times but didn't get it in? actually seems like he respects women's boundaries.

anyway, the world is just too PC these days. offer to milk a woman's titty the wrong way and she'll accuse you of sexual assault.

[IronEagle]

Still "grab 'em by the pussy" is just wrong. "You can do anything"

PC or no PC a true gentleman knows where the lines are drawn.

[IronEagle]

probably a wangnut

[Larry King]

I treat all my wives with respect!

Tom is the obvious choice. But a true connoisseur might go with Larry King.

At least until I married them... and that goes for all twelve of my wives... Some of them I don't even remember touching, either over or under her bra...

I don't get how Prince Harry can be marrying a hot chick in England, playing football for the Eagles in Philadelphia, and coaching the Rams in LA all at the same time... must be taking some serious supplements...

How about Mark Hammil and that new Star Wars movie? You say "Old as Shit No Talent Jedi" and I say "I gotta pick only one?" For my money "Dunkirk" is easily the best film since Dunkirk happened...

The Eagles sure took a big blow losing Prince Harry... speaking of big blows, I think Nick Foles is gonna surprise some people...

[Dim Bulb]

"The Code"

Still "grab 'em by the pussy" is just wrong. "You can do anything"

PC or no PC a true gentleman knows where the lines are drawn.

Some guys live by it, some guys don't. You don't date your best friend's ex. You stop when a woman says, "no." Etc. The ones that don't live by the Code, they get ostracized and you don't talk to them. Or they become President and get to play with the coolest toys.

[art vandelay]

oh yeah, my other post was just a joke. i don't think the current movement regarding assault has anything to do with political correctness. people who think it's about being PC (bret boone for example) are weird.

"grab em by the pussy" is really weird, but unfortunately probably how men spoke 50 years ago.

[Drama Queen]

I got arrested at Hardee’s for passing out fliers of 3I’s momma.

Does that count?

[Loki]

Does going Roy Moore on jailbait count?

Hollering "show us your tits" at a gayte by a wangnut counts, right?

[Cheesesteak]

Kinda ironic that this movement is represented by

POUND(#) Me Too

[IronEagle]

Kinda ironic that this movement is represented by

POUND(#) Me Too

Some would call that a hash... I agree back in the day it was called a pound sign.

[EaglesphaninMD]

This one seems hollow. Woman already leaving work. Man asks her out then hits on her during her final weeks. Woman willingly has a few week affair before leaving job. Woman now saying #Metoo.

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2017/12/14/inside-matt-lauers-secret-relationship-with-a-today-production-assistant-exclusive/23307851/

[Ground_Meat]

Now allegations against Panthers team owner, Jerry Richardson. Good thing they ERECTED a statue of him in front of their stadium last summer...