A Keg Story from the 700 Level

[BirdsInNC]

I love hearing stories like this about the good old Vet. Reminds me of that thread from back a ways all about the Vet and the legendary stories in that place. The 700 level especially.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

MY SEATS WHERE IN 726 ROW 4.
YEA OZZIE WAS A TREAT. HE WAS NEXT SECTION OVER....
I REMEMBER THEM BARRELS BEING UP THERE, BUT WE REALLY DIDN'T NEED THE BREW. WE HAD PLENTY OF BEER HOAGIES.

AND SECURITY GUY LET US DRINK CAUSE WE WERE HAPPY DRUNKS NOT NASTY UGLY DRUNKS...HE KNEW WE HAD BEER HOAGIES BUT JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD LAUGHED...

.MOST WE GOT IN WAS 2.5 CASSES....FOR COWFAGS GAME...
OZZIE AND I HAD MANY A BEER HOAGIE TOGETHER.
THAT PLASTIC BIRD HE HAD WAS A SEAGULL PAINTED IGGLES COLORS.
HE USED TO GET THE 724, 25 26 27 28, SO LOUD UP THERE.
YEA NUTHIN LIKE THE VET.

OZZIE USED TO DO...
T
I
T
TITS. TITS TITS..
I COULD TELL YA A FEW MORE STORIES ABOUT OZZIE BUT I'LL KEEP THEM TO ME AND 700 LEVEL...

YUP BOOBAGE, WEED AND PLENTY OF SUDS..

.USED TO FIRE UP A JAY...PASS IT DOWN THE LINE NEVER SEE IT AGAIN. DIDNT MATTER... MORE ALWAYS ROLLED BY FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION...
GAMES IN THE STANDS AT THE LINC NEVER COMPARED TO THE VET..
THAT PLACE WAS REALLY SPECIAL AND I'M GLAD I WAS UP THERE, IN THE 700 LEVEL, TO LIVE IT.

EDIT TO ADD...
I WENT DOWN TO DO A TOUR OF THE LINC. BEFORE IT OPENED...
THE WOMAN WHO WAS GIVING THE TOUR FOR 20-25 OF US AT THE END ASKED IF THERE WERE ANY QUESTIONS...
I RAISED MY HAND....

I ASKED HOW COME THE SINKS IN THE MENS ROOM WHERE SO HIGH ALL YOU CAN DO IS WASH YOUR HANDS?
SHE STARTED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION BUT STOPPED WHEN EVERYBODY STARTED LAUGHING..
SHE JUST SHOOK HER HEAD IN DISGUST..
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL..

[Kelly Pat]

Thanks DSG very entertaining.

[BirdsInNC]

MY SEATS WHERE IN 726 ROW 4.
YEA OZZIE WAS A TREAT. HE WAS NEXT SECTION OVER....
I REMEMBER THEM BARRELS BEING UP THERE, BUT WE REALLY DIDN'T NEED THE BREW. WE HAD PLENTY OF BEER HOAGIES.

AND SECURITY GUY LET US DRINK CAUSE WE WERE HAPPY DRUNKS NOT NASTY UGLY DRUNKS...HE KNEW WE HAD BEER HOAGIES BUT JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD LAUGHED...

.MOST WE GOT IN WAS 2.5 CASSES....FOR COWFAGS GAME...
OZZIE AND I HAD MANY A BEER HOAGIE TOGETHER.
THAT PLASTIC BIRD HE HAD WAS A SEAGULL PAINTED IGGLES COLORS.
HE USED TO GET THE 724, 25 26 27 28, SO LOUD UP THERE.
YEA NUTHIN LIKE THE VET.

OZZIE USED TO DO...
T
I
T
TITS. TITS TITS..
I COULD TELL YA A FEW MORE STORIES ABOUT OZZIE BUT I'LL KEEP THEM TO ME AND 700 LEVEL...

YUP BOOBAGE, WEED AND PLENTY OF SUDS..

.USED TO FIRE UP A JAY...PASS IT DOWN THE LINE NEVER SEE IT AGAIN. DIDNT MATTER... MORE ALWAYS ROLLED BY FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION...
GAMES IN THE STANDS AT THE LINC NEVER COMPARED TO THE VET..
THAT PLACE WAS REALLY SPECIAL AND I'M GLAD I WAS UP THERE, IN THE 700 LEVEL, TO LIVE IT.

EDIT TO ADD...
I WENT DOWN TO DO A TOUR OF THE LINC. BEFORE IT OPENED...
THE WOMAN WHO WAS GIVING THE TOUR FOR 20-25 OF US AT THE END ASKED IF THERE WERE ANY QUESTIONS...
I RAISED MY HAND....

I ASKED HOW COME THE SINKS IN THE MENS ROOM WHERE SO HIGH ALL YOU CAN DO IS WASH YOUR HANDS?
SHE STARTED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION BUT STOPPED WHEN EVERYBODY STARTED LAUGHING..
SHE JUST SHOOK HER HEAD IN DISGUST..
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL..

Love stories like this. There will never be another 700 level, nor another Vet!