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    I'm taking the grandkids to a Disney on Ice show at the Wells Fargo. Should I start a garbage fire in the parking lot, break some bottles and maybe throw around some chicken wing and rib bones? I want the kids to get the full experience and can't count on the other attendees taking care of these details.

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    NICE. DON'T FORGET THE LOUD HORRIBLE BAND. THAT'S ALWAYS A NICE TOUCH.
    "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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    • #3
      I certainly think you should run you car's exhaust under your tent.

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      • #4
        Lmao! Used to take kids to hershey games. After thr game we were allowed to skate on the ice.so being ice scates.

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        • #5
          Don't forget to kick over a vat of boiling hot grease and let it run down the parking lot towards the Wells for them to maneuver around.

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          • #6
            my advice, when you get out of the car, keep your head down

            i found 10 bucks walking into fargo years ago taking the kids to see R Bros &BB Circus
            OFFICIAL BOARD DRUG CZAR
            "BFTR"

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            • #7
              You gonna make them eat a pepper? lol
              YOU KILLED TED YOU MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!

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              • #8
                This

                Originally posted by Cheesesteak View Post
                You gonna make them eat a pepper? lol
                and they must renounce WangNuts.

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                • #9
                  Absolutely! Should be #1 on this list

                  Originally posted by D Leff View Post
                  Don't forget to kick over a vat of boiling hot grease and let it run down the parking lot towards the Wells for them to maneuver around.
                  Then, as you’re leaving, don’t forget to walk to your car with your head down in total embarrassment as your wife berates you with, “just what kind of animals go to these Eagles games?”

                  Oh yeah, it’s a lot easier if you leave your balls at home.
                  "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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                  • #10
                    Don’t forget

                    Exit the minivan with the kids. Stare disgustedly at no one in particular and hiss, “animals.”
                    John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                    • #11
                      Kick a grandchild like a turkey carcass.

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                      • #12
                        Leave a bucket for someone to get their foot stuck in.
                        Will you shut up, man!

                        Joe Biden

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                        • #13
                          That's a good one, but

                          I was actually thinking of putting my gas grill directly under my minivan hatch and lighting it on fire. Probably will load it up with about 20 pounds of grease and fat first

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                          • #14
                            Nora takes her own spoon to hot sauce Festival

                            The pepper ceremony would be no problem for her

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by jimbo View Post
                              Leave a bucket for someone to get their foot stuck in.
                              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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