My christas is ruined: jerruh’s grandson won Texas HS championship

[Ellsworth]

All
I want for Christmas is for Jerruh to never feel
Joy. And now that’s gone.

Thanks a lot, baby Jesus.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, HE'S SO OLD, HE PROBABLY FORGOT ALREADY.

[Dim Bulb]

Cowboy Triumphalism is Rampant this Weekend

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, HE'S SO OLD, HE PROBABLY FORGOT ALREADY.

Every time I turn on the sports radio some national host is saying:

1. The Cowboys will get into the playoffs due to Ebeneezer Elliott being back and rested.

2. Once in the playoffs, the Cowboys will proceed directly to the Super Bowl and trounce all opponents easily.

It's pretty sickening.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

FUCK DALLAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.