I can only hope the vanilla offense

[Drama Queen]

is by design knowing that they were going to play 4 average teams in the first quarter of the season.

No TE screens
No RB screens
No jet sweeps
No trick plays
No shuttle passes
Just one outside of the tackle sweep yesterday that I can account for.

(Slow to identify opportunities to run the ball is another story)

With all of that said, this team does have a bullseye on their backs and it is hard to sustain what they have accomplished this far

[BigSlizz]

OMG! It’s a fucking shovel pass!!! Aren’t you like 65??? You should know this shit.

[art vandelay]

Eagles had -3 yards on screen RB screens last season. Considering they have positive yardage this season, the improvement has been infinite.

[Drama Queen]

OMG! It’s a fucking shovel pass!!! Aren’t you like 65??? You should know this shit.

Bwahaha. nice.

Shuttle, shovel and shuffle.

Remember when people called you twat , cunt and pussy for doing those WWE Barbie doll movies? It’s kind of like that.

[art vandelay]

(Slow to identify opportunities to run the ball is another story)

The Eagles might be the first team in NFL history to lead the league in rushing attempts through 4 weeks despite being slow to identify opportunities to run the ball.

[Drama Queen]

The Eagles might be the first team in NFL history to lead the league in rushing attempts through 4 weeks despite being slow to identify opportunities to run the ball.

very slow to identify. Love to know who grabbed the reins and made the call to run.

I hope orders didn’t come from the Joe Banner Bat Phone

[Drama Queen]

Bwahaha. nice.

Shuttle, shovel and shuffle.

Remember when people called you twat , cunt and pussy for doing those WWE Barbie doll movies? It’s kind of like that.

Snapper, roast beef, mud flap, box …

Not me though! Just saying.

[RSE]

Bwahaha. nice.

Shuttle, shovel and shuffle.

Remember when people called you twat , cunt and pussy for doing those WWE Barbie doll movies? It’s kind of like that.

That made me laugh.

[BigSlizz]

Bwahaha. nice.

Shuttle, shovel and shuffle.

Remember when people called you twat , cunt and pussy for doing those WWE Barbie doll movies? It’s kind of like that.

Oh you mean the time the aspiring video editor took on an ambitious project while his show was on hiatus? I remember that, but I don't remember any of the things you mentioned.

You need something that good to fill your time. Might I suggest learning proper football terminology?

[The Duck]

Oh you mean the time the aspiring video editor took on an ambitious project while his show was on hiatus? I remember that, but I don't remember any of the things you mentioned.

You need something that good to fill your time. Might I suggest learning proper football terminology?

I get the sense that a scuffle pass is about to break out here.

[Drama Queen]

I get the sense that a scuffle pass is about to break out here.

When “DQ The Giant” goes top-rope and whips out the Flying Penis, most wrestlers take their medicine to the face and lay there.

[3rd & Inches]

Snapper, roast beef, mud flap, box …

Not me though! Just saying.

Curb feelers, ostrich seats, and coat hangers.