As sorry ass as this bored is

[RSE]

Next April is the 20th anniversary of our crossing the Rubicon.

Even as an old man now, I feel like this requires that a really stupid and futile gesture be done on someone’s part.

[TRENT]

Nice reference otter

[Riccardo]

I will wear a thick shoe to honor the anniversary

[Drama Queen]

Nice reference otter

Agreed. LOL

[Drama Queen]

I will wear a thick shoe to honor the anniversary

… with toilet paper attached to the shoe?

[Riccardo]

… with toilet paper attached to the shoe?

Part of our halloween decorations is a skinny alien wearing a hoody with one foot in a bucket