3 hours till choke city

[Riccardo]

Gawd

[The Duck]

45 minutes til a swift kick in the nards cometh.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Two Gap Penetrator]

It’s coming. Hope you like your balls in a vise.

[The Duck]

I think I'm going to sit by the pool, have a margarita or four, and listen to Phoenicians blow their limbs off with illegal fireworks.

[The Duck]

Fireworks. LOL. There wasn’t so much as a car horn.

Worst sports city in America… by far.

[RSE]

Fireworks. LOL. There wasn’t so much as a car horn.

Worst sports city in America… by far.

I’ve been reading all season that BASEBORE IS BACK, more excitement, higher ratings than ever. Hell, I even paid attention this season because of the Orioles. I’m sure FOX is overjoyed it is broadcasting a World Series that 4/5 of the USA and all of Canada couldn’t give a shit about.

[The Duck]

From the looks of it, 4/5ths of Phoenix doesn't even give a shit.

[wynnron123]

This maybe the lowest baseball WS ratings in MLB history coming up.