Good Grief could these announcers fellate the Cowturds any more?

[IronEagle]

It’s sickening.

[The Duck]

After they lost to the Eagles, and the entire national media universally hailed it as the greatest moral victory since Rocky I, it’s all felt very forced, very McMahon-ish. Like they’re trying stir up the old Cowboy hate for ratings. Nothing about this team merits the kind of fawning adulation they’re getting from the media.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

The Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in the NFL for a reason. They have a fan base that stretches from coast to coast. The NFL knows this and wants to exploit it for every penny that they can squeeze out of it. The networks are the bitch of the NFL. They do whatever the NFL wants them to do. They are IN BED WITH THE NFL.

[Phire Phat Phuck]

The Pukes are nothing but an expansion team. Fuck'em!