Me and Ms. Bulb were just in the supermarket

[Dim Bulb]

...and the very butch woman behind us was loading her items on the belt. Among other things:

Two pints of ice cream
Two frozen pizzas
A six pack of beer
A very long cucumber

I'm not kidding.

It was all I could do to not turn to her and say:

"Looks like a fun night?"

Ms. Bulb actually congratulated me on my restraint.

[Cheesesteak]

LMAO...that needs to be a SNL short or some skit