Do you realize that if my favorite black guy and Jewish guy had a kid

[Drama Queen]

Your momma is so fat, she brought a spoon to my Super Bowl party

[Dim Bulb]

Your mama’s so dumb

Your momma is so fat, she brought a spoon to my Super Bowl party

If brains were dynamite she wouldn’t have enough to blow her nose.

[Drama Queen]

Your momma so stupid that when she put money down on the Atlanta/ Eagles game, she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind

[Dim Bulb]

Your mama’s so dumb

Your momma so stupid that when she put money down on the Atlanta/ Eagles game, she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind

If brains were gasoline she wouldn’t have enough to drive a go cart around the inside of a cheerio.