PUT A HAPPY FACE ON THIS TURD, DSG

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I DARE YA

[DEERSPINE GUY]

WAS THERE A GAME TODAY?
LOOK I TRY TO BE OPTIMISTIC, ALWAYS HAVE... I TRY TO KEEP POSITIVE ON MY IGGLES...
BUT THESE COORDINATORS ARE SHIT.
ONE AND DONE PLAYOFFS.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

WAS THERE A GAME TODAY?
LOOK I TRY TO BE OPTIMISTIC, ALWAYS HAVE... I TRY TO KEEP POSITIVE ON MY IGGLES...
BUT THESE COORDINATORS ARE SHIT.
ONE AND DONE PLAYOFFS.

THESE PLAYERS ARE SHIT! DISGRACE!

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I WON'T LOSE ANY SLEEP OVER IT.
I USED TO BUT NOT ANYMORE.

[art vandelay]

It was never about putting a happy face on a turd. It was about wanting people who would rather be “right” about coaches sucking than see this team win to stop posting “I SAID IT ALL ALONG” after every punt.