I want this shit gutted by tomorrow.

[BigSlizz]

And if they can do it with panache I might forgive one of the last 7 weeks.

[The Duck]

Lurie will be going head-to-head with Jerruh in the coaching market. No under-the-radar emotionally-intelligent bullshit hires this time around. It's going to be a high profile, high dollar football man who will command serious control. And Howie's role in picking talent is about to be greatly diminished.

There will be panache.

[Riccardo]

The Boston Unabomber!

[Drama Queen]

Lurie will be going head-to-head with Jerruh in the coaching market. No under-the-radar emotionally-intelligent bullshit hires this time around. It's going to be a high profile, high dollar football man who will command serious control. And Howie's role in picking talent is about to be greatly diminished.

There will be panache.

I think he’s considering hiring the first female HC in the entire history of football and the world.

checkmark.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Get DSG to gut it like a bambi and sever the head.