Lie, Howie, Lie

[Dim Bulb]

Lie, Howie, Lie
On the road to perfidy.
Lie Howie, Lie
Pick another B-C-J
Pick Bulldogs low, pick 'em high
Your defense sucks on ground and sky
Lie Howie lie
And watch the fans all cry!

[Riccardo]

Bwaahaha!

[Dim Bulb]

F-I!
A-S!
C-O!

FIASCO!