My Dishwasher

[Cheesesteak]

Mine doesn’t want to use water. Just dribs and drabs and little drips, just like my sink sometimes. Don’t get me started with my washing machine. It just dry humps my clothes.

[Loki]

Mine doesn’t want to use water. Just dribs and drabs and little drips, just like my sink sometimes. Don’t get me started with my washing machine. It just dry humps my clothes.

[Dim Bulb]

RSE thinks it’s his significant other that puts the sharp knives in the dishwasher basket pointed up. Oh that it was that simple a truth. It’s them. They know what they’re doing.

[Drama Queen]

The recent Spring Offensive, known as the Kaiserschlacht, in my dishwasher spilled out into the kitchen requiring $15,000 in war bonds. Water gassed is a tough way to go.

[Dim Bulb]

Definitely when they are planning their next attack. No doubt.

[IronEagle]

What about the long periods of silence in between all of the noise? That's what my dishwasher does.

[Dim Bulb]

Can someone tell me what the actual fuck is going on inside that thing when I turn it on and I hear bangs and whirrs for 2 1/2 hours? It isn't just cleaning dishes. My theory is that they are staging famous military battle re-enactments in there. Normandy, Gettysburg, Stalingrad. It's the only possible reasonable answer.