They say that it was so hot in the city today...

[The Duck]

... grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.

[Dim Bulb]

...I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

[Drama Queen]

… two fire hydrants were fighting over a dog.

[RSE]

O.J. thought he died.

i know I can’t use that one anymore but it’s a good one.

[Dim Bulb]

… two fire hydrants were fighting over a dog.

As ye flow, so shall ye reap. Wait that's not right either.