Is there a manly way to put on Chap Stick?

[Dr. Hiram Hippocrates]

Place thine chap stick within the heaving bosom of a comely lass, whereupon you must lean forward and apply said chap stick to thy lips sans hands.

[Drama Queen]

I have whores apply it on a rim of a bourbon glass and work it on that way - while sippin’ that shit neat.

That's the way my dad taught me when I was 6.

[Dim Bulb]

My admin just caught me putting some on. She sneered at me. I feel so emasculated.

[Riccardo]

I use the dispenser and put it on before every bike ride or fishing day - pro tip - do it in private but you are right, even watching yourself put it on in the mirror looks gay

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Take some on your index finger and then rub your index finger on your lips. BY NO MEANS should you put the lip stick up to your lips!

[Dim Bulb]

I think not. As ye chafe, so ye shall chap.