Tyler Phillie!

[IronEagle]

Definitely fun watching this kid pitch. Great story so far.

[IronEagle]

The chicken is pleased to welcome you to the Phillies.

[The Duck]

There's no reason to believe this team will ever win another game again.

I don't mean this season. I mean until the end of days.

[RSE]

There's no reason to believe this team will ever win another game again.

I don't mean this season. I mean until the end of days.

I would really like to meet you someday. You are the Critical Drinker of this board.

[The Duck]

We did meet once at gayte... I think it was the 2008 game against Atlanta when Kolb looked like a real NFL QB for a few hours. I'm like 80% sure that was the game, the only other gaytes I'd been to were the shitty, windy Jacksonville game ('06) and the Joe Webb nightmare of 2010.

We were smoking cigars and hanging out for a bit. I was smoking a God of Fire... I remember being enamored with those (a client had recently bought me a box), so I probably couldn't shut up about it.

[RSE]

I remember the game but I’m sorry not to have remembered meeting. I was a literal wreck in fall 2008. Worst time of my life.

[The Duck]

I remember you were going through some shit.

I also had a different handle, so it's understandable. I remember when I started using this one, you thought I was some noob douchebag Chip Kelly superfan. That still cracks me up.

One of these days, I'll make it back to the Linc for a gayte and we'll have another smoke.

[RSE]

I’m getting to the Linc for the Atlanta real home opener, for the first time in a long long time. From here on in I will get there annually. YOLO.