Brain Dead Old Men are Everywhere (including Dimmy)

[Dim Bulb]

Jerruh has lost it. He was being interviewed on the subject of CeeDee Lamb's holdout:

Jones then said "no" when he was asked whether he felt a sense of urgency and when asked why, he said through laughter, "I don't know why I said it."

"I don't know," Jones said. "I don't have a sense of urgency about getting it done. Put any reason you want. I was at Nobu two days ago. Give that as the reason. Whatever you want to put out there."

I mean, we've got Nick and Jalen but that isn't even a whisper next to this cluster.

[The Duck]

If the owner said that in Philly, he'd be "The Man at Nobu" until the day he died, and then for all eternity after it was etched onto his headstone.

[Cheesesteak]

HA “the guy in France”