I LOOK AT THIS WHOLE Q.B. THING A DIFFERENT WAY....

[DEERSPINE GUY]

IGGS HAVE PLENTY OF TAPE ON CUMON.... I MEAN KEENUM WITH THE VIKES, PLENTY FROM THIS YEAR.

HOW MUCH TAPE DO THE VIKES HAVE ON FOLES GAMES THIS YEAR?

ADVANTAGE IGGLES D.

[Yankthis]

Wow, great analysis.

Nobody's ever seen Foles play, so the Vikings won't have a game plan to beat that rather imposing QB!

Pack your bags to Minneapolis, boys. Foles is a super secret weapon!

[DEERSPINE GUY]

BACKSPERM IS BACK AGAIN . FUNNY HOW YANKTHIS AND BACKSPERM HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.

[Yankthis]

BACKSPERM IS BACK AGAIN . FUNNY HOW YANKTHIS AND BACKSPERM HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.

No, seriously awesome analysis. Nobody--and I mean NOBODY--has ever watched the great Nick Foles play QB. Not even his mom has seen him play.

It'll be so devastatingly super-duper secret that the Eagles will "fly, Eagles fly--on the road to victory--" (great lyrics, BTW) because of Foles being secretly the best QB in the galaxy.

Good call, DeepSperm.