All right now......Iggles win, B’more wins, now.....

[Overbrook]

it’s the Phils turn to complete today’s sports trifecta.

PHILLY BABY!!!

[The Duck]

What's this B'More shit? It's Bawl-mer. You should know this, dammit.

(And the no-show bats are pissing away HFA)

[Overbrook]

Depends duck.

It’s Bawl-mer in the city, but it’s B’more out in “The County”

[The Duck]

Fine. But I strenuously object to dumbing down the way we speak for these yokels.

I also object to these fuckers being completely unable to make contact with a baseball. You have Wheeler in a mismatch, and you get one fucking run. Pathetic.

This team's cold streaks will be the death of them... again.

[Overbrook]

Just fine? I thought referring to “The County” would definitely bring a smile to your face.

And it’s hard to make contact when you’re swinging at pitches that are no where close to the zone. I find it infuriating.

[The Duck]

Infuriating is a good word. That's where I'm at. Sometimes Wheeler is wasted on these jagoffs.