I didn't want to play the Mutts

[The Duck]

At least we all agree that we are immune to these arrivals by the Chicken ahead of time.

He's become a very one-note, predictable chicken. He's really overplayed his hand with this one.

[1960]

It should be over quickly. That crashing sound you heard was the window shutting. Seems to be a theme around here.

[The Duck]

No doubt whatsoever. This vaunted lineup swings through everything and anything. It's like we picked up right where we left off against Arizona.

Way to trash a Wheeler masterpiece.

[wynnron123]

At least we all agree that we are immune to these arrivals by the Chicken ahead of time.

[1960]

Was the any doubt? The way the managed the second half of the year was criminal. The bullpen has not pitched in a month.

[The Duck]

The Chicken has entered the building.

[The Duck]

So the Phils get The Chicken's undivided attention.

[Riccardo]

At least there will be no Iggles chicken choke this weekend which is nice

[The Duck]

All of the great debacles of history have been preceded by supreme overconfidence. At least we're in the clear on that front.

[IronEagle]

This series could be bad for my mental health

It’s already been bad for mine.

[art vandelay]

This series could be bad for my mental health

[The Duck]

Not scared of them... just the downside risk of losing to them and their balding, obese fan base, with their unkempt 70s porno facial hair and their stupid Queens speech impediments, is the stuff of nightmares.

They're just a filthy team. Like, by-the-hour airport motor lodge filthy. I feel dirty just playing them.

Fuck a Met.