Who are these dick FS1 announcers?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

They look and sound like Wangnutz.

[art vandelay]

AJ Pierzynski is a longtime jagoff

[RSE]

Be happy you have announcers to worry about.

[The Duck]

Be happy you have announcers to worry about.

For another 15 minutes.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Be happy you have announcers to worry about.

Yeah, yeah. yeah.....I should be happy. Right.

[RSE]

Yeah, yeah. yeah.....I should be happy. Right.

I commiserate. I know first hand the hell you are about to experience.