Eagles aren’t winning a SB this year

[Drama Queen]

and they are not progressing, but are in fact, declining in the pursuit of a SB.

The question is, who’s got time for this shit? You? You have time for this shit?

Instead of being a grown-ass man wearing a football jersey like a 12 year old, what about cleaning out the garage, painting the house, cleaning up the basement, fixing the fence, getting your resume updated?

What times the game tomorrow?

[Riccardo]

I never wear jerseys like a 12 year old - I wear an eagles SB champ t shirt like a 14 year old. Choke city vs the variants tomorrow is televised in our area!

[TRENT]

thats it,,,where's the nearest bridge!

[Drama Queen]

I never wear jerseys like a 12 year old - I wear an eagles SB champ t shirt like a 14 year old. Choke city vs the variants tomorrow is televised in our area!

The Yakety Sax sax is tuning up. Hear it?