WE have a chance for a Triple Fetzky today

[Dim Bulb]

The Triple Fetzky, also more familiarly known as the "Super Fetzky", happens when three pro Philadelphia teams win in the same day. Let's go Flyers. Grant us the Super Fetzky!

[Dim Bulb]

F'ing Flyers. A Double Fetzky with a loss isn't a Double Fetzky. It's bullshit.