Dentists

[Dim Bulb]

Dentists should give you full tubes of toothpaste when you leave their office. What good are these little nubbins tubes gonna do me? I eat that much toothpaste for an appetizer. Or an after dinner mint, I can't remember which.

[RSE]

I have a dental practice for the first time as a client. I am learning that dentists are no different than MDs.

1. They think they are smarter than their lawyer.
2. They think they can do the lawyer’s job better than the lawyer.
3. They are all tightwads who still have the first dollar they earned.

[Dim Bulb]

I took a CLE course entitled something like "How to Gripe about your clients without violating the ethical canons." Really useful because must of us lawyers like griping about our clients way more than they like telling lawyer jokes.