Please explain college football

[Two Gap Penetrator]

So I see this clip of the Shaved Chimp Schiano going MENTAL in the locker room after beating piss poor Michigan State (who they were favored to beat) and I’m just wondering why? Is it because they think they’re going to some Tostito’s Toilet Bowl? Please someone explain this absolute JOY of basically being a .500 team and going to some shit bowl. Please. I’m serious.

[Dim Bulb]

Money.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

How much money can you make going to the Job Lot Bowl? The money doesn’t go into Schiano’s pocket, does it? Explain why a Rutgers FAN would be thrilled with all of this. It’s all kind of embarrassing really.

[Cheesesteak]

Tostito's for Life!