I took my first dump as a 65 year old man this morning.

[RSE]

Would you like to know more?

[Dim Bulb]

My anus has delivered many packages since it turned 66 on Saturday. Just wait til next year!

[RSE]

Due to adjustments in my diet which helped me lose 25 pounds this past year, I’m not terribly regular. This was about three days’ worth.

[Dim Bulb]

We zipped right past the line where I didn't want to know more. Send me an email, will ya? I'll read it as carefully as that doofus colleague of yours.

[Riccardo]

Young'uns... I'll be 67 in May

[The Duck]

Due to adjustments in my diet which helped me lose 25 pounds this past year, I’m not terribly regular. This was about three days’ worth.

Chia seeds are great for that.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Happy Birthday! (I don’t want to know what you birthed)

[RSE]

Chia seeds are great for that.

Bah! Reminds me of Chia Arlo. Way to be a party pooper in my pooper party thread.

[The Duck]

Bah! Reminds me of Chia Arlo. Way to be a party pooper in my pooper party thread.

I certainly didn't mean to conjure the spirit of ArlingtonFan on the day of your AARP eligibility. Please forgive the Wangnutian oversight. I posted carelessly, not maliciously.

[Drama Queen]

The dump that launched a 1000 shits.

poop is ratings gold.

[The Duck]

The dump that launched a 1000 shits.

poop is ratings gold.

Irish George would have loved this thread.

[Maniac]

AARP eligibility is 50

[The Duck]

AARP eligibility is 50

Had no idea. Retiring at 50 sounds like a beautiful pipe dream.

[RSE]

I certainly didn't mean to conjure the spirit of ArlingtonFan on the day of your AARP eligibility. Please forgive the Wangnutian oversight. I posted carelessly, not maliciously.

Instead of memories of a glorious poop that had me beaming with pride like I was two years old again, I will see that big fucking Chia Head floating in the toilet of my mind, mocking me.

[BirdBrawn]

So now I know what to look forward to.Thanks,