Would it be impolite to remind you that Hurts

[Dim Bulb]

was benched in a championship game in favor of Tua?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Who are you? ARLO?

[Riccardo]

Anthony's Vagina

[Dim Bulb]

bwahahaha Arlo 2.0. Arlo Jr. Bwahahaa! Oh, the ignominy! But I guess who da cap fit...

My point on Hurts simplified: He doesn't suck but he doesn't have the "it" factor to carry a team to victory. Hope I'm wrong, but of all the attributes of a great QB: running, passing, precision, processing speed... I just can't place him in the top five of any of those categories. Maybe he comes closest to long ball precision? Running? (After Lamar, Allen, Mahomes, Murray, Daniels...) I'm just not sure. Basically, he hasn't developed in any of these areas since college.

Oh right, character. Yup. That'll get us a win.

[RSE]

He was great in the Super Bowl.

[Dim Bulb]

Yes he was. But he lost. Arguably it was the defense that lost that game, one bogus call, one fumble... If that high-performing Hurts shows up in the rest of the games this season you can call me a smacked ass for the rest of the millennium.