Bwah Trump about to speak

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What an orator.

[TRENT]

The EconO meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

don't think you will be hearing a "thanks Obama" at the end of it.

[Ellsworth]

Can’t watch or listen to him. I fly into a Fucking rage. It’s unhealthy.

I just can’t.

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Melania Trump looks like a skeletor alien

Not at all my type. Neither is that dog Kelly Ann Conway.

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He can’t even read the teleprompter

Because he never reads.

[Dim Bulb]

NHOH

What an orator.

The Iggles are on.

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The bags under his eyes are white

I guess that’s where those little goggles were blocking the spray tan juice.

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Bernie Sanders does not look happy

Bwah! Must have just realized that he helped put this guy in office.

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Jeff Sessions looks like Marshall Applewhite

That Heaven’s Gate asswipe.

[Dim Bulb]

I was watching it on AMC

That Heaven’s Gate asswipe.

I loved the ending. "'twas beauty killed the beast." I've got the right show, don't I? Big monkey. Slinky blond. Manhattan skyscraper.

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All gangs originate in foreign countries.

That’s what I’m getting here. Also, MS13 was responsible for the Las Vegas massacre. Oh! There’s Little Marco!!

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Bwahahaha

[McCarthy12]

lol