BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[BigSlizz]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/10/10/philadelphians-wear-more-sweatpants-than-anybody-says-study/

Apparently people from Philly are toothless and have no hands, too.

[Drama Queen]

Haha

Its because they are more athletic!

[AthensEagle]

So long they are gray with matching sweatshirts and people use them so they look like Rocky when they're out for a run.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Yeah...more active at..

....cramming shaved rib eye hoagies drenched with cheese whiz into their gullets! Beltless stretch pants seem like the next step.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I HAVE MY WORK IN YARD SWEATPANTS...
MY TAILGAYTE SWEATS.....
MY LOUNGE AT HOME SWEATS....
MY GO TO STORE SWEATS.....
AND MY GOING TO CHURCH SWEATS....


AND THEM SPECIAL GOING TO WALMART SWEATPANTS, ALL STAINED, RIPPED UP..... LOOKS GREAT WITH TUXEDO T-SHIRT AND PONYTAIL BEARD. JERRY GARCIA SUNGLASSES AND A BUCKET HAT.......

WOOOOO. STYLIN AND PROFILIN... KISSIN ALL THE GIRLS AND MAKIN EM' CRY.....WOOOOOO!!

[AthensEagle]

I refer to them as my emergency pants.