I'd like to form a tribunal

[Dim Bulb]

This tribunal will be the final arbiter of which people should be permitted to wear yoga pants. Photos will be submitted to the tribunal and if accepted, the submitter will be permitted to wear yoga pants. If the tribunal finds that the submitter is too lumpy, too large, too flacid, the submitter will be denied and has to wear sweat pants.

The decisions of the tribunal will be final and non appealable.

Is there anyone on this bored that has the courage to make these kind of decisions? Apply within (the thread).

DB

[KenfromCanada]

I would like to apply to be on this tribunal as I believe whole heartedly in the saying "just becomes it comes in your size doesn't mean you should buy it."

[Dim Bulb]

I think it's important that this be an international tribunal, so you are IN! I view myself as the general counsel of the tribunal, so I can't serve but I can set the agenda and put forward photos for judgment. The International Yoga Pants Forum (IYPF) is taking shape!

[Riccardo]

I fully approve of women wearing yoga pants during air travel. In my recent travels, I'd say the amazing ass/flabby ass ratio is at least 10 to 1

[Dim Bulb]

Sound judgment is key to this position on the IYPF. Your 10:1 ratio requires that we take more time with your application because what the heck planes have you been flying on, they sure aren't the lumpy ones I fly on. Private jets or something? Anyway, Ken is the de facto Chair of the IYPF at this point so he's going to have to make the call. I hope you make it, I'm on your side! (Mostly because I want to see some of what you apparently are seeing.)

[Dim Bulb]

Hilarious. I just went to physical therapy. The receptionist? Lumpy YP. The massagasista who came out for the heavily face-jobbed woman next to me? Lumpy YP.. My PT person? Lumpy YP.

What was going through my mind? "Would Riccardo think these people were hot?"

[3rd & Inches]

I nominate Drama Queen as the Tribunal Meat Gazer. He might as well get an official title.