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    I'd like to form a tribunal

    This tribunal will be the final arbiter of which people should be permitted to wear yoga pants. Photos will be submitted to the tribunal and if accepted, the submitter will be permitted to wear yoga pants. If the tribunal finds that the submitter is too lumpy, too large, too flacid, the submitter will be denied and has to wear sweat pants.

    The decisions of the tribunal will be final and non appealable.

    Is there anyone on this bored that has the courage to make these kind of decisions? Apply within (the thread).

    DB
    DB

    #2
    I would like to apply to be on this tribunal as I believe whole heartedly in the saying "just becomes it comes in your size doesn't mean you should buy it."
    Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

    Robin Williams

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      #3
      I think it's important that this be an international tribunal, so you are IN! I view myself as the general counsel of the tribunal, so I can't serve but I can set the agenda and put forward photos for judgment. The International Yoga Pants Forum (IYPF) is taking shape!
      DB

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        #4
        I fully approve of women wearing yoga pants during air travel. In my recent travels, I'd say the amazing ass/flabby ass ratio is at least 10 to 1
        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          #5
          Sound judgment is key to this position on the IYPF. Your 10:1 ratio requires that we take more time with your application because what the heck planes have you been flying on, they sure aren't the lumpy ones I fly on. Private jets or something? Anyway, Ken is the de facto Chair of the IYPF at this point so he's going to have to make the call. I hope you make it, I'm on your side! (Mostly because I want to see some of what you apparently are seeing.)
          DB

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            #6
            Hilarious. I just went to physical therapy. The receptionist? Lumpy YP. The massagasista who came out for the heavily face-jobbed woman next to me? Lumpy YP.. My PT person? Lumpy YP.

            What was going through my mind? "Would Riccardo think these people were hot?"
            DB

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              #7
              I nominate Drama Queen as the Tribunal Meat Gazer. He might as well get an official title.
              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                #8
                If you resemble 50 lbs of cottage cheese in a garbage bag yoga pants aren't for you.
                Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

                Robin Williams

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                  #9
                  Riccardophile and his best buddy pedi, Sandusky, and the ultimate pedo enabler, "I should have done more, Joe" would clearly support yoga pants for all ages......Sickos.
                  Last edited by Cosmo; 04-21-2025, 08:27 PM.
                  Originally posted by NorthJerseyEAGLES:



                  "I know I'm stupid"

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                    #10
                    Something similar should be done for midriff bearing tops at the grocery store. Who is telling people that roll of belly is attractive?
                    Blue Chip College Football - Coach Your College to the National Championship

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                      #11
                      I think we have the makings of a fine tribunal. We're going to go with Ken as chair, Riccardo, Maniac, DQ in abstentia. We're not taking Cosmo because his post, despite editing, is garbled enough to not understand clearly.
                      DB

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                        #12
                        I am making my first ruling as the Chair of this tribunal. Eligible yoga pants cannot come with a pocket for the cell phone. It's skin tight or nothin'.
                        Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

                        Robin Williams

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by KenfromCanada View Post
                          I am making my first ruling as the Chair of this tribunal. Eligible yoga pants cannot come with a pocket for the cell phone. It's skin tight or nothin'.
                          d'accord.
                          DB

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                            #14
                            image.png​Maybe unconventional, but I will approve this use of yoga pants.
                            Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

                            Robin Williams

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