Not so fast, Sammy Sleaves

[brotherharv]

You’ve got competition here comes Mike Glennon, whose name sounds like the old Mennan shave lotion jingle when you say it real fast

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-mike-glennon/

[Ellsworth]

Wanna teach your entitled kid life isn’t always rainbows and super bowl 52 titles? Make him or her get a job selling 2018 cardinals season tickets.

(Simpson’s drive thru puberty voice): Take advantage of this amazing opportunity to see Sam Bradford earn $1m per play before he’s shelved for the season! But we insured against injury by also bringing in Mike Glennon. You know, the only shitty N.C. State QB to enter the league since 2004. That’s correct, we didn’t stop at signing just 1 first round collosal bust! We doubled down in a BOSS move.

Glennon’s QB play can only be described as a baby giraffe trying to escape from a pack of lions. That can only continue behind the league’s worst OL! It’s like going on safari without leaving the country!

Your tickets include the whole seat but we anticipate you only needing the edge! We also now take Venmo!”

[Cheesesteak]

You’ve got competition here comes Mike Glennon, whose name sounds like the old Mennan shave lotion jingle when you say it real fast

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-mike-glennon/

haha......Miiiiiiiiiiiike GLENnon

https://youtu.be/KYkn8764SLU?t=26s

[Phire Phat Phuck]

<<Glennon’s QB play can only be described as a baby giraffe trying to escape from a pack of lions.>>

Hilarious!!!