Coffee: delicious

[Ellsworth]

Good thing Jerruh didn’t command a massive extension. “Oh....wait...was she a great big fat person?!”

Report: Cowboys’ coaches think Dez Bryant is slipping physically

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/04/06/report-cowboys-coaches-think-dez-bryant-is-slipping-physically/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

This is also hilarious. Keep believing it, fellas. Jealous frauds! DAK SUCKS!

http://www.espn.com/blog/dallas-cowboys/post/_/id/4765894/jerry-jones-doesnt-see-a-huge-gap-between-cowboys-eagles

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I LOVE THE SMELL OF A BRAND NEW CONTAINER OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING......

THERE WASN'T ONE NFL TEAM LEFT ALIVE ON THE WHOLE DAMN MOUNTAIN.....

SMELLS LIKE..... LIKE..... VICTORY....


SUPER BOWL VICTORY!!!!!

[HEREisAKERS]

...

Good thing Jerruh didn’t command a massive extension. “Oh....wait...was she a great big fat person?!”

Report: Cowboys’ coaches think Dez Bryant is slipping physically

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/04/06/report-cowboys-coaches-think-dez-bryant-is-slipping-physically/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

This is also hilarious. Keep believing it, fellas. Jealous frauds! DAK SUCKS!

http://www.espn.com/blog/dallas-cowb...cowboys-eagles

NO ONE can reference that movie like you. The best.

[brotherharv]

The best part of waking up!!!

Is a Lombardi on your cup!! Eagles SB Tervis. Nothing like it, sorry Mrs. Olsen.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

NO ONE can reference that movie like you. The best.

LOVE ME SOME APOCALYPSE NOW....

JERRUH ON FEB 4th EVENING...AS HE WENT TO BED.....

THE HORROR .....THE HORROR.

[WeaponX]

What a miserable prick

"Well, Philadelphia had been trying to win a Super Bowl the 30 years I’d been in the NFL and got it this year. Not two [years],” Jones said. “So, they’ve been trying a long time to win a Super Bowl and other teams have, too. So, it wasn’t just a two-year run for them to go to the Super Bowl.”

What a chode.

[Drama Queen]

Can’t wait to read this little treat when I have time!!!!

[Big Little]

Yeah I was annoyed as hell reading that he’s such a douche

[Cheesesteak]

“We want to build the kind of team we want to build."

Great line Jerry you dumfuk

[DEERSPINE GUY]

What a chode.

YEA, BUT HE'S RIGHT THOUGH. ASSHAT THAT HE IS.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

Yeah I was annoyed as hell reading that he’s such a douche

HARD FOR ME TO GET ANNOYED ANYMORE FROM ANY THING THE CRYPT-KEEPER HAS TO SAY. I JUST SMILE AND SAY......... AAAHHH CHAMPS.

IGGS MADE HIM SCREAM AND CRY HIMSELF TO SLEEP IN THE FETAL POSITION. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

PICKING 32ND IN DALLAS, SHIT, HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

HEHEHE HAHAHA... HEY JERRUH BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!